This is a fun game for two or more players.
One person plays the part of the cheese shop owner (that'll be me in this thread).
Everyone else is customers. The customers have to ask for a kind of cheese. The cheese shop owner must make an excuse as to why that cheese is not available. Then the customer must ask for another kind of cheesem and so on....
You cannot use the same excuse twice.
"Good Afternoon, what can I get for you today?"