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along with my thumb
my knife, it is sharp.
safe but bloody
really, really bloody
i've not cut a finger like that for over 10 years
now there's blood over my car dashboard and a bit on the windscreen
i didn't have time to clean my car up
it looks like there may have been a murder in there
and scattering blood around for fun
I chopped two onions, a potato, two carrots, some parsley, some ginger and a celeriac last night.
I've been looking for a suitable thread to post that story.
i also ripped up some ham and did a scream
i chopped a bunch of stuff last night to make mango salsa, including chillies. this ended in disaster
up my nose last night.
It was soup, with the addition of some stock, coriander, cumin and squeezed lemon.
Pretty danged successful if I do say so.
it made a strangely satisfying noise.
to the same effect.