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How many different partners have you told this and in hindsight did you mean it?
"Saying I'm Not Into Kinky Stuff"
'Saying I'm not into kinky stuff, I AM into jizzing all over you whilst you drive a steamroller over baby caterpillars'
that was a pretty good night huh?
There's no better _b (can)
my kind of night in.
you can do better than this. 3/10.
I voted for it, FOR ENCOURAGEMENT.
As for the rest of you, I hope it burns when you pee!
I guess it never came up.
Licking your own jizz off your dad's scrotum
if I was a boy and I had a small willy I wouldnt mind because I would think that it increased my chances of a girl agreeing to anal.
totally make up for the inability to satisfy a woman through traditional means, the psychological hang-ups and feelings of inadequacy in the shower and the comedy aspect of your genitals looking like a traditional old-school cannon with massive wheels and a tiny gun.
Still, you might get anal and your lady could us you as a toothpick, so it's not all bad...
you could just buy a dildo as an aid
and all over the country.
bamos you just made me LOL
come see me some time, I'll show you what's kinky
Steamroller Over Baby Caterpillars
Exit the Wizard (new material!)
Burning Pee Pub, 6.45 start, £4 on the door, £3 if you bring the Isopod flyer.
After last time, I know to be near the exits when WASPTRIL play 'release the wasps'
I can't wait for this!
she got worried, then we got naked, and everything was a ok
i am, and hopefully always will be.