My desk is near the tea point so I get to overhear all the conversations that go on during tea breaks, woo!
It's mostly intensley tedious discussions of work and last night's tv.
However there's this one 'hilariously' camp guy who makes me want to undertake actions that would most likely result in a hefty jail sentance.
He's basically some sort of performing seal provided for the amusement of the stupid women of the office, continually shoving his fetid sexuality in everyone's face like a cum stained jock strap.
He says thing like 'ooooh I like a good tea bagging' when, you guessed it, making tea. Who the fuck does he think he is? Graham Norton? Does he sit at home each night thinking of new ways he can insuate via mindnumbingly rubbish inuendo that he likes a cock up his bum?
So yeah. Rant over. Who annoys you at work and why?