Hello and welcome to Giant Isopod Corner,
Today's story will be read by Malcom
Malcolm is 42 and lives with his mother Renie in Clapham-under-Lyne. He is a part time dental nurse and semi-professional karaoke singer - coming second in the regional finals of 'Search for a Star 2004'.
His starsign is Magneto, his favourite food is tofu on toast, if he could trade places with one celebrity it would be Katie Holmes 'So I could claw Tom Cruise's face off'.
He collects stamps - so far he has four but does not understand the concept of the postal system as he is a crustacean.
For today's story Malcolm has chosen 'The Dick under the Mulberry Bush' by Roald Dahl.
Over to you Malcolm....