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Bearing this in mind... should I watch The Lion King?
and can you please share
would be much more fun.
or Legend of the Overfiend.
Okay, putting aside the fact you're suggesting films that you don't even know if I have access to (though incidentally, I do own that film); no, I checked yesterday - I can't even remotely concentrate on or comprehend anything slightly complex.
I even had this conversation:
"I am going to [venue] to see [band]"
"Okay, what band and where are you going to see them?"
See?! My brain is broken!
Okay, first question: Under what perversion of nature are elephants and monkeys subservient to the likes of lions?
I mean, lions might have great hair an everything, but you don't fuck with elephants. They are wise. And they'll drink alcoholic seeds, get wasted, rampage and kill you. They are the true kings!
As for monkeys, we'll they're just one step down from Man - The Evillest Creature Of Them All. I'll bet they were plotting shit all throughout the film, with their opposable thumbs and rudimentary stone tools. But the revisionist capitalist roaders at Disney simply airbrushed them out of history.
This whole film is bullshit!
is the King of the Jungle!
of course, this is irrelevent because the Lions live on the plains.
I just want an army of grizzly bears to turn up...
Mufasa: "What? This cannot be! There are no bears in Africa!"
Bear: "That's the great circle of life, foo'! Waste dat muthafucka!"
[Mufasa exits, eaten by bears]
Bear: "Who's the king now, bitch?"
you definitly should.
And I'm not LION!