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Stunning work. Absolutely stunning.
I'm not a migrant.
That's a litgistical impossibility.
Someone should tell the editor.
Or set them alight.
Whatever, it;s utter bollocks.
Even housewives in Berkshire must realise this?
Hats off to them. Although they didn't link that trend to either Diana or Maddie, so points deducted.
1) I can't believe it's not Maddie. Gerry McCann went back to work yesterday! That's NEWS!
2) The Express is 'The World's Greatest Newspaper' now? I should start buying it.
My shock at a lack of the McCann/Diana axis-of-middle-England was overwhelmed by the brilliance of this story though.
That, and the column on the website, badged with a shiny, red NEW! button, called 'Diana'. Yup, that's new...
"I saw blonde girl with Maddie eye blemish in Morocco"
I don't think I'm an immigrant.
The World's Greatest Newspaper cannot be argued with.
i really wasn't expecting that.
not even Griffin's lot would bother coming out with that surely?
of this thread to them, like we did with Jon Gaunt at The Sun?
I would, but I'm well lazy.
Apparently, "white Britons are being left behind in the housing queue."
Damn right. Black people can run quicker, innit.
Ironically Roger Black isn't included.
Note the scarf...
a brand new position on the field! Only we filled that with a bloody foreigner as well!
Hell in a handcart.
a migrant just took it
is Hazel Blears an immigrant?
we post copies of this paper to all job centres in the country and anyone who can't explain why this story is wrong is never allowed to work ever again. Or have children.
She is the only person I would ever hate fuck.
I would rape her in the head.
You sicken me.
it's Hazel Irvine I fancy, not Blears. Apologies for any confusion.
Also, I just realised that this seems a little familiar...
Errr... Gordon Brown?
the post of Prime Minister might have been in existence long before the four years ago they mention...
yea I know, but I mean, it's such a ridiculous, sweeping statement...
For instance, we created a new post at our company a couple of months ago and within two weeks there was A DANISH PERSON WORKING IN IT.
Rest assured, I was writing in to fucking Straight To The Point within minutes to register my disgust.
And why is no-one seeing the elephant in the room!? It's no wonder immigrants are TAKIN' OUR JORBS when the same principle operates right in the seat of power! We have an immigrant from Scotchland as our Prime Minister!
British jobs for English people!
i think I might have actually found a newspaper worse than the Daily Mail.
A depressing thought.
Dude, the Express has been making the Mail look like a real newspaper for years. It's grim.
it's The World's Greatest Newspaper.
they didn't have ALL in big bright red writing like on the paper copy, that really added to the impact of what those pesky foreigners are up to
I have to find and send EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE ON IMMIGRATION IN THE NATIONAL PRESS to the Border and Immigration Agency.
When the research about immigrants contributing six billion quid to the economy came out along with another report, all the papers reported it with a positive spin, with headlines like 'Migrants contribute six billion' etc. But the Mail's headline was something in the order of 'THE TRUTH - migrants pressure our local councils and fill our GP surgeries!!'. (The other report that had come out that day was less positive).
even when it was the bears, i knew it was them!
i don't think any of the horseshit printed in the express is worth getting too worked up about ....