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my friend has just revealed he is a poet.
he has simultaneously revealed he is a fucking genius
Seriously, evidence that ghoul is a genius (at least in a "being funny on the internet" context)
who is john the poet yesface?
Who came on here and tried to convince everyone he "just wanted to share his poetry". Naturally I was on to him from the beginning (and have the pms to prove it), so the whole ordeal was hilarious for me.
The poems were, for a "fake" user.... nay, for a human being, brilliant. If anyone can find the thread it would great. Obviously, board search doesent work. I cant remember it exactly, but my favourite of his went something like this:
The Garden Party
Oh, hello, are you going to the garden party this weekend?
Oh yes, it will be brilliant.
I am going to drink until I am Inebriated!
Yes, and I am hoping for some sexual intercourse!
Oh yes, this party will be so good.
Eight people died
at the garden party
that is fantastic