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Noel Fielding Is Better Than Bill Bailey by euric hunt
Seems really interesting.
Talentless cry-babies Fall Out Boy have not really broken up, but bassist Pete Wentz HAS wet his pants, so perhaps a trip to the knacker's yard is on the cards...
Emo hottie Wentz got a bit too excited on stage when playing a show, and as a result he peed his pants.
This is what he had to say in his bog.
“for anyone who was at the voodoo fest in new orleans- you got to see me jump around. ended up with a huge damp patch on my trousers, it was very embarassing. no shows will be cancelled. i am currently trying to get some rubber pants so i can prevent this happening again. currently my weener is the size of a small carrot. if you see me at a show come sign my pants”
You can re-write it to say whatever you want.
Its a website for people who laugh at Phil Jupitus on Buzzcocks.