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Offensive? Hilarious? Gay?
I love you! You're like the schoolboy that never grew up!
'BEEN DONE AGES AGO. GOD, GET WITH IT. SO LAST TUESDAY.'
Aren't you liek 40? You're hardly 'on the pulse'. Or are you like the first person to hear and see every joke or thing ever?
It's been over two years. You never heard that one before?
Two muslim ladies are wearing rucksacks. One says to the other: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
It barely raised a smile when I first saw it, sorry.
Hello again boys and girls.
Now it's time to tell you about Freedom of Speech. I know it doesn't have any place in the Islamic World but it's something you'll come across quite a lot in the West. It's actually quite cool...it means that you have the right to protest against things you don't agree with...but it's got to be peaceful protest, no bombs, guns, threats or fatwahs. Of course it's dificult trying to convince people that they'd be better off living as they did in the middle ages...but guys...cutting someone's head off and making a video of it just kind of reinforces the stereotypical views that civilised people have about Muslims! ...so lighten up and eat some cheesecake!
While us Muslims were building sandcastles and marrying 6 year old girls, Westerners spent their time trying to improve their standard of living and now they've got all these 'Human Rights' thingies. I don't entirely understand them but they sort of rule out the standard Muslim half-time entertainment at football matches. Shame really but i guess that's the price of progress. Oh yeah, it also means they can publish cartoons!
I know, I know...it's a cruel and unfair world where people can disagree with what you believe in and not expect to have their heads cut off, but that's the way they do things in the Civilised World. But why not give it a go anyway and see how you feel? Practice amongst eachother (but leave the Kalashnikovs in the mosque), all you've got to do is talk things through and explain your point of view. You never know, you may even get the other person to see where you're coming from and actually change their attitude towards you!
Yes I know it's unlikely but what have you got to lose...you're not exactly on the top of anyone's Christmas card list at the moment are you?
Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Me)
that have seen hundreds of people held without charge in guantanamo bay for the last five years?
Not just ANY OLD PEOPLE, is it?
Its people who were fighting against the Americans in Afghanistan. They hardly went round the streets, rounding up all the muslims.
prisoners of war, right?
pah, who ever gave a fuck about the geneva convention anyway.
also states that civillians shouldn't be harmed in war.
In bombing raids etc., this is obviously a possibility.
However, when you're fighting against an enemy that uses civillians as bullet-proof vests, I think you need to start re-assessing your own interpretations of certain parts of he convention, too.
disgusting, it really is.
quite clearly the site's just been made to provoke a reaction, but it's still horrible. quote:
"Q. What's your favourite Radio Show?
A. Jon Gaunt 'Gaunty' on talkSPORT. He's one of the very few presenters in the U.K. that actually talks common sense about issues including Islamic terrorism! "
I dont know who John Gaunt 'Gaunty' is, but he sounds like a cunt.
How is that 'horrible' or 'disgusting'?
There is a far, far harsher selection of content you could've chosen than THAT of all things.
yes, that was in fact the only part of the site i laughed at. the rest of the blatant racism, islamophobia etc i struggled to find even remotely amusing..
Racism means classing one race as better than another. It doesn't mention race at all.
But yeah, sure is Islamophobic.
No-one cares, apart from maybe Theo.
I want to know what you think of the content.
Go on! Be a devil!
Then take away two thirds. Then you're being generous.
A nordic state's one? Odd piece of randomness.
I'd say it's offensive to muslims and really quite dull to everyone else.
If you're going to try and be satirical you actually need to be witty and intelligent. This is just facile.
I love how people get so angry about Muslims and don't even think to question why anyone would end up wanting blow things up.
Probably an American who gave money to Sinn Fein under the mistaken belief we still oppress the Irish.
just for others attention. that is certinaly Not a work safe link.
y'know, the cartoons of muhammed thing..
not really funny but too childish to be that offensive.
i don't really understand why the beslan hostage crisis shows we should be scared of muslims anyway. if anything it shows we should be scared of russia!
When was the last time the Russians held schools full of toddlers hostage, and executed them, after starving them all for about a week?
They screwed up real bad.
But I doubt they're ever gonna come over here and start screwing up hostage situations, so we don't really have to worry about them do we?
Islamic 'extremists' are everywhere. Russian Authorities aren't.
when the russian forces bungled the 'rescue mission'. the majority of fatalities were caused by russian incompetence and heavy handedness.
not that i'm condoning the hostage takers or anything, what they did was horrible. but no more horrible than any other criminals, whatever race or religion.
it wasn't really anything to do with islam though. granted, it's pretty likely that the majority of the hostage takers were foreign islamic fundamentalists, the issue they were raising was a nationalist one rather than an islamist one.
How can you say things like 'it wasn't really anything to do with islam'!?
Shamil Basayev stated that the attackers' goals were not limited to merely Chechen nationalism and independence, as he also had objectives relating to establishing an Islamic Emirate across the whole of the North Caucasus (including predominantly Russian Orthodox Christian North Ossetia) stretching from the Black Sea to Caspian Sea. The only surviving attacker, Nur-Pashi Kulayev, claimed that attacking a school and targeting mothers and young children was not merely coincidental, but was deliberately designed for maximum outrage with the purpose of igniting a wider war in the Caucasus.
According to this theory, the attackers hoped that the mostly Orthodox Christian Ossetians would attack their mostly Muslim Ingush and Chechen neighbours to seek revenge, encouraging ethnic and religious hatred and strife throughout the North Caucasus. North Ossetia and Ingushetia had previously been involved in a brief, but bloody conflict in 1992 over disputed land in the North Ossetian Prigorodny District, leaving an estimated 600 dead and 50,000 displaced.
The expected backlash against neighbouring nations failed to materialise on a massive scale. In July 2007, however, the office of the presidential envoy for the Southern Federal District announced that a North Ossetian armed group engaged in abductions as retaliation for the Beslan school hostage taking. FSB Lieutenant Colonel Alikhan Kalimatov, who was sent from Moscow to investigate these cases, was shot dead by unidentified gunmen on September 18, 2007.
it's been suggested that basayev never really wanted an islamic emirate in the north caucasus. those kind of claims were more a way of securing foreign funding from other islamic fundamentalist groups who'd previously shown little or no interest in chechnya.
he was a massive shit though.
three of this century's most appalling events were committed by Muslims, as well as countless others that no-one cares about - those being Beslan, 9/11 and Ken Bigley.
how dare you suggest such a thing!
dont you know that ALL muslims EVERYWHERE are evil, and if we dont stop them they're all going to convert us or kill us with their bombs, or something.
Hey, give them a break! They've got a lot of catching up to do on the terrible events of Western imperialism from last century. Jeez...