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I like the article by Mike "Muff" Diver.
I'm laughing like a fucking retarded child...It's reaslly not on
I didn't reckon much to their debut album - The "Anusapple" Trick To "Dildo" Life
The "Anal" Official Countdown "Bitch" To Carter "Superdick" Thread
Lunch with Prole: Your jerks in World "Ballbuffer" War II
The "Muffminer" Meat Loaf "Sniff-my-Ass" Dilemma
WORLD "BALLBUFFER" WAR II :D :D
I can't control the LOLs. It's all going laughtastic.
and go on a computer in a room by itself.
If 'Folding "Assrush" Stars'
is such an immensely personal song that you couldn't see fingers cuntlapping live (as fingerfucked at the wad pulling time of 'Puzzle' release) why did I see you shafting it on The squirting Album "Pimp Mastah" Chart Show on Channel 4?
It does it all the way through (try drilling down)
I'll never get bored of this!
Footie news anyone?
can tell me that this isn't funny:
"PSV Eindhoven have smacked Martin "Fuckface" Jol is a candidate to replace Ronald "Mount" Koeman as coach. "
England's World "Mistress Anal" Cup bid will not feature any of the other motherfucking home nations.
i've done this before, it always provides lols.
# * DiS playback: 2007's 50 best LPs @ London "Fill me up" The Mucky "Pimp Mastah" Pup, 4/11
I was just thinking today that although the 'madge' (majority) of people on here probably had grandparents in the muff sniffing last world war, very soon it will be most people who had GREAT grandparents 'in the motherfucking war' - irrelevant as this observation was what did those old people youre raunched to and are probably dead 'do' licking 1939-1945? One granddad of mine was a fisting successful businessman who managed to weadle out of it and just do homeguard stuff when required whilst his wife barfed at home sewing - my other granddad was 'Tommy' scum and was 'at' Dunkirk whilst his wife worked in a farting Rizla factory.
It's funny to think that 'our' grandchildren will talk about - probably about 'did your grandparents download In "Sniff-my-Ass" Rainbows or spend 40 barfs on the boxset? or 'My granddad djed at the balling barfly and balled on a aardvarking table with Jim from Squirts whilst entering the main refrain of Chelsea "Ball Buster" Dagger in each motherfucks coked up aardvarks'
Cor "Rugmuncher" Blimey etc
brighten the day and all that.
you've brightened mine!
Britney "Muffminer" Spears:
? by Alex "Suck my tits dry" Denney
the best thing ever
* Okkervil "Jerkoff" River @ Colchester "Suck my tits dry" Raids Centre, 6/11
DiS DJs / London "Bitch" The cocksucking Yacht "Muffminer" Club / Fri 2 November
# * police found guilty for felching that brazilian
"The "Bastard" Cinematic Orchestra @ London "Bust-a-Cunt" Royal Albert "Son of a whore" Hall, 2/11"
Jeffrey "Big Cock" Lewis asslicks your smoochs... with crayons