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I was sick.
Just thought you should know.
We've all been there and communed with Huey.
but probably for different reasons to you.
Lottie Sloan is OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN.
I woke up to the smell and mess. I re-call denying it was me... when it so blatantly was :(
being in your room at minehead ;-)
(6 weeks to go!)
dibs is a silly word.
well i used some a while ago, and i can concluse that is is certainly not squared
most people who deal with information services are pretty clever, so maybe they were squares?!
job as your care worker. I turn my back for one night and you can go and do this, shame on you.
What colour was it?
I think she's clearly quite alright.
it made my day.
The sick was green.
I drank 'green russian' I think I'm dying though.
for finding a word where the plural isn't made with an 's'. Grrrr...
You try drinking an unfathomable amount of double vodkas and god knows how many white russians.
I could do that standing on my head.
I am not consuming booze though, witnessing you drinking will be enough.
for me as well? thnx x
anyone else? I'm drinking for 3 at the moment.
i have to be in a good state the next day to meet my lady. its our 5 year anniversary on the saturday and i feel she wouldnt appreciate me being miserable and tired as i usually am when hungover
god I'll be shitfaced
i think i need to eat but i'd rather puke :(
I feel like I need to sick more.
im slightly hungover and having waves of sickness. i know if i start vomming, i'll bevomming all morning/day
but I'm not sure I could do that to Phil. Maybe we could get you to sleep in the bath?
I'll bring my own bucket.
in jizz, he'll end up covered in green vomit, and it'll be like a scene out of 'The Green Death'
i DEMAND you explain all right NOW!
on the sofa in his chalet at the last ATP, as he 'found it more comfortable'. however, the next morning it was covered in man stains. 'more comfortable' indeed. INDEED.
spunky joe will now be his new name.
i thought joey was a fine, upstanding young man.
who leaves a stain on your trouser leg
those sofas were pretty comfortable. i made a similar decision at both ATPs this year..
that being said, they weren't *that* comfortable..
to sleep on the sofa.
although the first time you bastards interrupted me :(
than climbing over Vikram to get in and out of bed, especially with three bunks in a room the size of a large wardrobe.
Also, those stains were there when we arrived.
"'Those stains were there when I arrived' claims disgraced messageboarder"
An inside source close to the disgraced messageboarder revealed, 'there was spunk everywhere'
as saying 'I thought the spunking nightmare would never end, the sofa was covered in the stuff'
rather than spunky joe
raged, 'he took my leg off and filled it up with spunk. I'll eb demanding another £50 million for this'
"Leave my backpack out of this"
suggested that due to the huge rise in inner city polish, as well as the huge rise in sofa fantasy spunking, he was surprised that Joe had been invited to further ATPs
'I'm suprised that mahon character isn't a fucking muslim, what with all the spunk'
beyond the grave, suggesting that
I'm a good samaritan. and the most lightweight by the sounds of it.
Given that I tend to snore like a motherfucker when I've had a few drinks, it might be best for all concerned if the two more antisocial members of Team Chalet are in the same room. As long as it's well ventilated.
to share a room with joe. Nothing, and I mean nothing, including Biblical winds, will stop him from snoring.
Joe is the only person to have awoken me from my slumber by snoring. It sounds like a rhino having an asthma attack.
is very snugglesome
IT WAS PIECES_OF_STEVE ALL ALONG
if i should try and avoid you all for the weekend or not.
I will bring cider.
the scrumpy train?
ALL ABOARD! NONSTOP TO COMATOSE!
i was fast asleep dreaming of jamie going swimming at absurd o'clock
also the swimming pool there is hilarious. its full of:
bearded fat men
emaciated indie girls with bad tattoos
minor indie rock stars