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mother: new book?
me: yeah just arrived.
mother: what is it then?
me: i am legend
mother: didn't know you'd wrote your autobiography.
good one, i did actually laugh though.
hoho.. oh no someone dont make the same joke back at me...
'I bet you I can down that' The Richard Browne story.
Foreword by Pat Nevin
I like the simplicity.
Would be better.
- A Life, by Fiona O'Malley'.
with a contemplative 'hand on chin' photo like this:
contemplative 'hand on chin' is where it's at.
by Josh Graham
I WILL assassinate paris hilton
How I killed the man who mistook a train full of commuters for mutant dinosaurs"
I haven't thought about this, ever.
An Aleing Odessy by Robert Donnellan
im quite young
been there, done that, got the t-shirt - not even a great t-shirt.
and thats just the autobiography...
Accidental Fisting: Do's & Don'ts.
she's real busy with metro right now.
No Angel’ ‘Only the Lonely’ ‘Trapdoor’ ‘Playing with Fire’ (that one is actually Nigel Havers’ – no joke) ‘Tears of a Clown’ ‘In From the Cold’ ‘Diamond Knight’ ‘Joker in the Pack’
per cent of what you hear(d) about me is a lie, but the 10 percent that is true is far worse than you could possibly imagine...
and then id just make stuff up.
"Why I'm right and you should all listen"
"LIVING THE DREAM"
'I <3 Ghost Writers: My time down the pub 05-07'
"How THEY decieved me into giving up my humanity to become a slave"
by Rik Salmon
Memories of an Amnesiac
The Amazing Life and Infomercials of Billy
"Sit down, Shut up!"
- a reference to my Mum telling my Grandad that the characters on Fireball XL5 were not real. Picture the pained look on his face. Age shall not weary them....
Tristan Is Hot & The Clap: A Musical Life
A Parcel Force reference (no one here is likely to get it however).
"Pretty Girls Don't Fall Over"
pretty accurate of the book's content.
I was quite happy with 'Knowing Winks and Undryed Ink: What I Did With These Days and What These Days Did to Me'. A friend's was 'Cheap Thrills, Unpaid Bills and Mercy Kills: My Life in Relation to Goldeneye'.
"My Life May Not Have Been Very Interesting, But At Least It's Well Written".
that you shouldn't write it !
that would be attributed to several people, but still:
My Struggle Against Stupidity, Lies, and Ignorance
"Why every single person I've ever met has conspired and strived to make my eternal existence a complete waste of fucking time and I hate myself and wish this book ended on page 3 because the rest of it full of vitriolic ranting at people who probably don't deserve it - Vol. 1"
or something well pretentious involving html tags
"With increasing rental prices in city centres AND the huge rise in online fantasy gaming, I don't understand why they haven't gone under." - My Games Workshop Hell by shucks.
'The Book I would've written were I not still queuing for the ataris!'
"What?! Already? Shit... - Where Did My Life Go" by Tim Green