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Chris Tarrant..

julesfella [Edit] [Delete] 27 replies 16:35, 9 May '05
...is my real dad. My mam had a fling with him in 1972 and I was the result. I found out when I was 15 and managed to meet him briefly. (see profile photo)

I already mentioned this is my earlier posting 'claim to fame' before I realised this subject had already been posted a couple of days ago so sorry for repeating myself.

Anyone impressed? :-)





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  • Re: Chris Tarrant..

    oookayeee...

    that's quite something.
    i-deserve-to-be-in-your-band | 9 May '05, 16:36 | X
  • Re: Chris Tarrant..

    I know someone who's convinced that Timmy Mallet stole her camera from a beach in Spain.
    monpot @wishpig | 9 May '05, 16:37 | X
    • Re: Chris Tarrant..

      i have a signed chuckle brothers postcard.
      what's best is that i got it about six months ago.
      commandercool @monpot | 9 May '05, 16:39 | X
      • Re: Chris Tarrant..

        The dirty old dog. Just imagine having sex with the cunt.

        The endless possiblities of WWTBAM style pauses....

        "Did she like it like that?........We'll find out in just a moment *audience sigh*
        Gashwrecker @commandercool | 9 May '05, 18:26 | X
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          I think I'll just take the money and run Chris!
          julesfella @Gashwrecker | 9 May '05, 18:42 | X
          • Re: Chris Tarrant..

            See if he can get you on millionairre!
            John_Brainlove @julesfella | 9 May '05, 19:21 | X
  • Re: Chris Tarrant..

    My Stepsister went to school with his kids I think, I'll ask her if she knows anything about you.

    Incidentally I've heard from many people (including her) that he is a complete and utter wanker. In fact I met him once and he told me to fuck off. I was cycling to school and he was presenting a radio show from a local pub. I stopped off and banged on the window repeatedly. He didn't like that very much.
    Thom_fa | 9 May '05, 19:14 | X
    • Re: Chris Tarrant..

      I doubt your stepsister will know of me cos we've only met the once and I suppose hes kept it quiet!

      julesfella @Thom_fa | 9 May '05, 19:19 | X
      • Re: Chris Tarrant..

        Only saw him the once 17 years ago!
        julesfella @frankiegoestostoke | 10 May '05, 00:45 | X
        • Re: Chris Tarrant..

          I don't understand why you don't just go to a tabloid and sell it to them. Surely you'd get something. If its true anyway... actually, it doesn't matter if its true, they'll accept it.
          wrightylew @julesfella | 10 May '05, 18:08 | X
      • Re: Chris Tarrant..

        this is
        um
        disturbing.
        and quite epicly sad.

        so you get money off him?
        alcxxk | 9 May '05, 23:14 | X
        • Re: Chris Tarrant..

          Not a penny!
          julesfella @alcxxk | 10 May '05, 00:46 | X
          • Re: Chris Tarrant..

            you should really sort that out.
            -gen- @julesfella | 10 May '05, 03:24 | X
      • Re: Chris Tarrant..

        Does it sadden you when interweb types badmouth him?
        Wiggles | 10 May '05, 03:50 | X
        • Re: Chris Tarrant..

          I didnt mean any offence, just thought it might be funnier, turned out rather disapointing...but oh well.
          Gashwrecker @Wiggles | 10 May '05, 17:34 | X
          • Re: Chris Tarrant..

            i don't think you'll ever be forgiven...tsk,tsk
            ssavzil @Gashwrecker | 10 May '05, 17:35 | X
          • Re: Chris Tarrant..

            No offence taken, thought it was quite funny actually!
            julesfella @Gashwrecker | 10 May '05, 17:37 | X
            • Re: Chris Tarrant..

              not to sound dumb, but who exactly is Chris Tarrant?
              (smack me if you must)
              ssavzil @julesfella | 10 May '05, 17:40 | X
              • Re: Chris Tarrant..

                You mean you've never watched who wants to be a millionaire? :-)
                julesfella @ssavzil | 10 May '05, 17:42 | X
              • Re: Chris Tarrant..

                *thinks about smacking ssavzil but cause she is american she will sue my ass*

                He hosts Who Wants to be a Millionairre, you have it in the US don't you? (it's a phoney version for less money though)

                He's also best mates with David Seaman, did you meet him Julesfella ;-)
                tom_from_sparks @ssavzil | 10 May '05, 17:44 | X
                • Re: Chris Tarrant..

                  Whos David Seaman?...










                  julesfella @tom_from_sparks | 10 May '05, 17:45 | X
                  • Re: Chris Tarrant..

                    ...Only joking, nah I didn't meet Mr Seaman!
                    julesfella @julesfella | 10 May '05, 17:47 | X
                  • Re: Chris Tarrant..

                    ahhhh, okay. i haven't watched that show since the days of regis...thanks for the smack tom...i needed it.
                    but expect to go to court in awhile, (he,he)
                    ssavzil @julesfella | 10 May '05, 17:48 | X
      • mine too

        shrewbie | 11 Oct '08, 13:37 | X
      • this thread is amazing.

        she totally should've cashed in.

        fuck_this_band | 11 Oct '08, 14:09 | X
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