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makes my heart die
and that concerns me, no really it does, and they have animals annd countryside too, and news about DEFRA which is why it concerns me, appart from that i like the animals
and the informations they provide me about DEFRA, as well as the fact that they have country informations and animals informations too also as well.
'Michaela Strachan' is the term used to describe a nice bottom in a tight pair of jeans.
It wouldn't work on any other day, not as much farming stuff as they used to have which is nice for a towny like me.
Ben Fogle is a cock though.
it's just cosy cosy cosy and wholesome which is really lovely after a messy sleazy saturday night!
and animals and country and BOTTOMS!!! does it get any better than DEFRA animals the countryside and BOTTOMS?!?!?
bottoms are hott!!
Wonder if there's a sale on...
FUCK DEFRA COS THEY ARE GAY!
RPD RPD RPD!
before i get all legionnaires on yo' ass foo'
"A BRAND OF BUTTER"
YES MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON BUT ITS TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW
i saw an owl in a barn once, i called him barny, i later found out that he was a barn owl, well that's a lie, i know about barn owls, some man came into my school when i was 6, he had bare owls, well actually i can't remember if they were actually bare in quantity, but they were certainly bare in clothing, though i guess that goes without saying, after all who dresses up their owls, unless it's for a dinner party, but you don't have dinner parties at schools, that would be proper budget at the best of times, but when you are trying to impress owls, that is just pathetic, they certainly wouldn't be impressed. well that is unless the owls were just an elaborate cover to lure a load of school kids into the hall for a dinner party, where there was no food, I think that’s a bit too far fetched even for his type. I went home that day with a barn owl poster, and a barn owl badge, or it might have been a tawny owl badge, or maybe even snowy, I can’t remember :( one things for sure, the animal man at my second primary school was more entertaining, he had one eye!!! Some kid was all like what happened to your eye??! Even after being told not to mention it!!! Man kids are naughty sometimes.
you'll make a blog where you post all your long posts from the week in one easily accessible place.
email yourself links to them, with the word "wibble" in the body of the email, and then every week search "wibble" and post the results in a blog
(if such things were possible)
if i'm bored one night i might try to find other old ones.