I've suspected it for a while, but the gigantic horse's ass that works behind me has started viewing the boards. He keeps mentioning things immediately after they appear here - the man having sex with bicycle, 'duck butter' - and it's clearly no longer a co-incidence.
I feel a bit violated to be honest. I don't want him silently sitting behind me reading my posts. So, at the risk of sounding dramatic: HE HAS RUINED EVERYTHING