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I thought I was on newsbiscuit for a second, but fuck me, this is a true story!
Is it April Fools?
for doing that in private?
is it illegal?
we've all 'improvised' a bit haven't we?
I would have thought the state his old fella would have been in afterwards was punishment enough?
(women are not objects before anyone makes the joke)
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
after Jerry Cantrell confessed to giving oral to Route 66.
Mark Ibold was HOTT
as if he'd done it to numerous, distinguishable pavements.
Surely what goes on between an British subject and his bicycle, in the privacy of his hostel room , is a matter for the parties concerned and no-one else?
Maybe he was just trying to lubricate the chain?
"sexual breach of the peace"?! inside, in a private room?
do you think?
you fucking pervert.
im just very curious
yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? pervert.
so he's going alongside child abusers and the like for an obviously not as bad crime.
Plus, it was his bike, it must have consented.
The thought of a man having sex with a bike...where did he put his willy? There's no holes!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
had me in genuine tears of laughter at my desk.
That's fucking rubbish...utterly despicable that he's on the sex offenders register for a glorified cyclewank. We've all done it!
but Christ, the things that turn people on...
"*Grunt* ohh... youre such a dirty bitch. you fucking dirty bitch. You've got fucking mud all over ya dont ya? Yeah cos i drove you through a puddle earlier. *grunt* you fucking dirty bitch. Give me more spoke... oh yeah more spoke. I'll do in your fucking saddlebags... you like me ringing your bell, eh, you dirty fucking bitch? oooh yeah"
is so tantalising!
There is so much more to be written about that incident, how can they leave us hanging like that?
I'm crying with laughter! LAUGHTER AND TEARS EVERYWHERE!
Where did he put it do you think?
what i thought when i saw that excellently rhetoricaly captioned picture on the article
I wonder if his SPOKESperson had anything to say about this?
Where does this paper get off PEDALling such filth?
brake. You're just yanking my chain, aren't you.
and perhaps wander if he was framed...he's probably getting really tyred of all the news coverage and SPOKEulation about where he put it. Maybe he is Bi?
you'd fuck pavements too.
and slab your humour to another thread, maybe then we can curb your enthusiasm on jokes. But don't let this dis-hearten you and drain away your gift to make jokes.