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'The thing is, I'm just not sure if she was faking it this morning or not'.
Such a statement - many possibilities?
if it's regarding sex, shouldn't he know? i would hope?
Why on earth would you? I think it's completely dishonest and well, unnecessary.
thank god for yoghurt
Wouldn't it be better to say "No, do it this way."
Anyways I've said FAAAAR too much.
I wanna go home. Sigh.
but I'd agree with the sentiment
rah rah rah etc
Well, I do, in the sense that it can bring to an end an unsatisfactory experience. But, surely, anyone who fakes should never ever have sex with the person with whom they faked ever again.
I'd sooner be told "That was unsatisfactory."
it sounds like something you'd say about homework
D- must get harder
in his spreadsheet.
where's that thread? That was my favourite JDT thread. That was when I realised he's actually a comic genius.
As in, 'aww man, this is going on for aaaaaaaages. I've got work in the morning'
It's infinitely funnier when men fake it
faking is stupid.
no point to it at all.
complain that men aren't good in bed only have themseves to blame - how do they think they developed the lazy techniques in the first place...
"Because they think men care."
Thanks. I am Jim Davidson and I'm here all week...
Is that some slang?
walking down Orpington High Street. I caught only one sentence of the conversation, and it was the simple
'And then she tried to kiss me!'
"she showed me that she was still carrying the previous week's ejaculate in her cheek pouches"
is to come out with the punchline to a non-existant joke if you happen to be with somebody when walking into a room of bewildered fools
I didn't explain that well at all, but I always do this with my mate Ben and it's AMAZING
'Pregnant women love sex, I saw it on the telly'