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Overheard in the lift

MirriLondon [Edit] [Delete] 39 replies 15:28, 26 October '07

'The thing is, I'm just not sure if she was faking it this morning or not'.

Such a statement - many possibilities?

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  • was it a man saying this?

    if it's regarding sex, shouldn't he know? i would hope?

    sarkyfox | 26 Oct '07, 15:31 | X
    • women can fake it?

      cunt @sarkyfox | 26 Oct '07, 15:32 | X
      • I've never faked it. Ever.

        ..

        Rose-Kitten @cunt | 26 Oct '07, 15:32 | X
        • are they sarcastic dots?

          cunt @Rose-Kitten | 26 Oct '07, 15:33 | X
          • I think they might be fake

            sarcastic dots.

            thewarn @cunt | 26 Oct '07, 15:35 | X
            • Nope - I think the concept of 'faking it' is mind boggling.

              Why on earth would you? I think it's completely dishonest and well, unnecessary.

              Rose-Kitten @thewarn | 26 Oct '07, 15:38 | X
              • I've faked it

                thewarn @Rose-Kitten | 26 Oct '07, 15:39 | X
                • so have I

                  thank god for yoghurt

                  cunt @thewarn | 26 Oct '07, 15:40 | X
                • *cries*

                  Royter-Hatfood @thewarn | 26 Oct '07, 15:40 | X
              • It's insulting too.

                Wouldn't it be better to say "No, do it this way."

                Mr_JDTraynor @Rose-Kitten | 26 Oct '07, 15:39 | X
                • In those words?

                  No.

                  DanielKelly @Mr_JDTraynor | 26 Oct '07, 15:42 | X
                • I agree with Traynor. It's insulting. To both parties.

                  Anyways I've said FAAAAR too much.

                  I wanna go home. Sigh.

                  Rose-Kitten @Mr_JDTraynor | 26 Oct '07, 15:43 | X
                  • I think the exact phrasing may need to be tweaked

                    but I'd agree with the sentiment

                    DanielKelly @Rose-Kitten | 26 Oct '07, 15:46 | X
    • Well, not necessarily...

      dove_from_above @sarkyfox | 26 Oct '07, 15:32 | X
    • it was a man, yes

      MirriLondon @sarkyfox | 26 Oct '07, 15:33 | X
  • I want to lynch his face off

    rah rah rah etc

    Royter-Hatfood @Jack_El_Biscuit | 26 Oct '07, 15:41 | X
  • I have never, ever understood faking

    Well, I do, in the sense that it can bring to an end an unsatisfactory experience. But, surely, anyone who fakes should never ever have sex with the person with whom they faked ever again.

    I'd sooner be told "That was unsatisfactory."

    Mr_JDTraynor | 26 Oct '07, 15:37 | X
    • That's a really good post John!

      ..

      thewarn @Mr_JDTraynor | 26 Oct '07, 15:38 | X
    • That was unsatisfactory

      it sounds like something you'd say about homework

      cunt @Mr_JDTraynor | 26 Oct '07, 15:38 | X
      • I imagine John grades then aswell

        D-

        sharp_yet_blunt @cunt | 26 Oct '07, 15:39 | X
        • ...

          D- must get harder

          cunt @sharp_yet_blunt | 26 Oct '07, 15:42 | X
        • then puts them

          in his spreadsheet.

          where's that thread? That was my favourite JDT thread. That was when I realised he's actually a comic genius.

          restlessboy @sharp_yet_blunt | 26 Oct '07, 15:43 | X
    • I guess it could be a means to an end

      As in, 'aww man, this is going on for aaaaaaaages. I've got work in the morning'

      It's infinitely funnier when men fake it

      dove_from_above @Mr_JDTraynor | 26 Oct '07, 15:40 | X
    • totally

      faking is stupid.
      no point to it at all.

      sophiacherryx @Mr_JDTraynor | 26 Oct '07, 15:45 | X
    • women who fake and then

      complain that men aren't good in bed only have themseves to blame - how do they think they developed the lazy techniques in the first place...

      Ruby_Tuesday @Mr_JDTraynor | 26 Oct '07, 15:50 | X
  • "Why do women fake orgasms?"

    "Because they think men care."

    Thanks. I am Jim Davidson and I'm here all week...

    restlessboy | 26 Oct '07, 15:39 | X
    • I laughed

      DanielKelly @restlessboy | 26 Oct '07, 15:40 | X
    • ha!!!!

      sarkyfox @restlessboy | 26 Oct '07, 15:40 | X
  • "In the Griffin"

    Is that some slang?

    Mr_JDTraynor @_vikram | 26 Oct '07, 15:41 | X
    • It's our local pub

      Rose-Kitten @Mr_JDTraynor | 26 Oct '07, 15:43 | X
  • I just overheard two chaps

    walking down Orpington High Street. I caught only one sentence of the conversation, and it was the simple

    'And then she tried to kiss me!'

    Good times.

    bamos | 26 Oct '07, 15:42 | X
    • the previous sentence was

      "she showed me that she was still carrying the previous week's ejaculate in her cheek pouches"

      restlessboy @bamos | 26 Oct '07, 15:43 | X
      • 8/10

        cunt @restlessboy | 26 Oct '07, 15:44 | X
      • 9/10

        MirriLondon @restlessboy | 26 Oct '07, 15:50 | X
    • A simple, but wildly amusing trick

      is to come out with the punchline to a non-existant joke if you happen to be with somebody when walking into a room of bewildered fools

      I didn't explain that well at all, but I always do this with my mate Ben and it's AMAZING

      dove_from_above @bamos | 26 Oct '07, 15:49 | X
  • overheard my neighbour of about 14

    this morning

    'Pregnant women love sex, I saw it on the telly'

    Slicky | 26 Oct '07, 15:48 | X
    • Good God.

      ...

      Rose-Kitten @Slicky | 26 Oct '07, 15:51 | X
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