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Overheard in the lift
'The thing is, I'm just not sure if she was faking it this morning or not'.
Such a statement - many possibilities?
'The thing is, I'm just not sure if she was faking it this morning or not'.
Such a statement - many possibilities?
was it a man saying this?
if it's regarding sex, shouldn't he know? i would hope?
women can fake it?
I've never faked it. Ever.
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are they sarcastic dots?
I think they might be fake
sarcastic dots.
Nope - I think the concept of 'faking it' is mind boggling.
Why on earth would you? I think it's completely dishonest and well, unnecessary.
I've faked it
so have I
thank god for yoghurt
*cries*
It's insulting too.
Wouldn't it be better to say "No, do it this way."
In those words?
No.
I agree with Traynor. It's insulting. To both parties.
Anyways I've said FAAAAR too much.
I wanna go home. Sigh.
I think the exact phrasing may need to be tweaked
but I'd agree with the sentiment
Well, not necessarily...
it was a man, yes
I want to lynch his face off
rah rah rah etc
I have never, ever understood faking
Well, I do, in the sense that it can bring to an end an unsatisfactory experience. But, surely, anyone who fakes should never ever have sex with the person with whom they faked ever again.
I'd sooner be told "That was unsatisfactory."
That's a really good post John!
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That was unsatisfactory
it sounds like something you'd say about homework
I imagine John grades then aswell
D-
...
D- must get harder
then puts them
in his spreadsheet.
where's that thread? That was my favourite JDT thread. That was when I realised he's actually a comic genius.
I guess it could be a means to an end
As in, 'aww man, this is going on for aaaaaaaages. I've got work in the morning'
It's infinitely funnier when men fake it
totally
faking is stupid.
no point to it at all.
women who fake and then
complain that men aren't good in bed only have themseves to blame - how do they think they developed the lazy techniques in the first place...
"Why do women fake orgasms?"
"Because they think men care."
Thanks. I am Jim Davidson and I'm here all week...
I laughed
ha!!!!
"In the Griffin"
Is that some slang?
It's our local pub
I just overheard two chaps
walking down Orpington High Street. I caught only one sentence of the conversation, and it was the simple
'And then she tried to kiss me!'
Good times.
the previous sentence was
"she showed me that she was still carrying the previous week's ejaculate in her cheek pouches"
8/10
9/10
A simple, but wildly amusing trick
is to come out with the punchline to a non-existant joke if you happen to be with somebody when walking into a room of bewildered fools
I didn't explain that well at all, but I always do this with my mate Ben and it's AMAZING
overheard my neighbour of about 14
this morning
'Pregnant women love sex, I saw it on the telly'
Good God.
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