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but she has a nice shape. I reckon she defo had a corset on too
yes I would.
She is slowly turning into my old maths teacher.
yes. but with a team of people, and she was probably wearing those mum 'hold me in' pant things.
she is a complete parody of herself. Watching her programme is like watching an extended French and Saunders sketch but which is actually funny. She surely doesn't exist like that in real life?
And yet that doesn't deter me one bit
you mean her boobs are growing?
And who says the news is always bad
Nigella Looks A Bit Weightier In This Screenshot From One Angle Than In This Deliberately More Glamorous Picture Taken From Another Angle A Few Months Earlier Probe.
Tomorrow: shock skinny star pictures, probably.
I have three of her cookbooks at home.
you can get this cream...delay cream I think it is
is enough time to appreciate
and then splooge all over the place
Classic Daily Mail stupidity.
Isn't she about 50, anyway? Why is this a problem?
whilst the husband is on a strict diet and has lost four stone.
you don't have to just deny them sexy times to get 'em where it hurts.
i bet the evil bitch sits there eating honey smeared across her fingers while the poor sod is given a bunch of celery sticks.
She is 47 not 22 cut her a bit of slack.
if she weren't such a whore - i hope when i get to 47 i have a little more decorum than to not literally have to shove it in people's faces.
i also don't believe in double standards; why feed your husband like a pigeon if you're gonna eat like a pig yourself? after all, he still has to see her massive tummy in the throws of passion - it's not just women who get grossed out by expanded girth in marriage.
I honestly don't think I'd be grossed out by her 'girth', cos I'd be too busy gawping at her boobs...and it's kinda nice that she obviously doesn't give a shit about eating/her weight
grockle, your breast obsession is quite surreal - i wish i could search properly for 'grockle + boobies' and see the hits.
therefore, your opinion is null and void.
when they're sweeping around her knees and she's still acting like a whore, and is a porker to boot, i'm sure your opinion will change!
yes it may be slightly harsh, but i won't apologise - if my mother (who is not terribly far off from her age) behaved like that on national television, i'd have her put down.
did she steal your boyfriend or something. She annoys the hell out of me but i would just say shes a bit flirtatious and its her job to be anyway.
she's a chef. get on with the cooking and forget the innuendo bollocks. i do however realise that her tv producers spotted a gap in the market for a slut-cum-cook who would appeal to housewives and husbands alike, but that doesn't necessarily mean that it's right.
mrs beeton is surely turning in her grave in disgust.