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or of a different nationality, who would you be? and what antics would you get up to?
I'd just love to have the accent
Ricky Wilson, I'd just get "I'm a prick" tattooed on my face and wait the rest of the week out
too much detail to go into , mostly involving a "new underwear" buying day..
do i know that i am kylie..? because now that throws up issues...
SO I could look in a mirror and touch myself all day.
then i'd hunt down the actual me let actual me fuck scarlett me senseless and make a porno tape (or perhaps a porno trilogy) of it and then sell it off for tonnes of money in between wanking myself to death over the tape.
I'd hide a mouse trap in my chuff so that when Sir Alex tried to give me some late night lovin', it would snap down and bite off the top of his todger.
signed for me at Grimsby on loan for the first season I was in charge, did a very good job for me too. Wasn't interested in a permanent switch, though.
This isn't real, it was on the PC
didn't realise I was talking out loud
Japanese is what started this all off. The food, the clothes, even some of the mad-ass music. sigh.
I would split up U2, sell all my businesses and then give all my money away to some charity, and then score some heroin in public and admit I like molesting rodents when I'm lonely.
Oh how good would that be.....
after reading that other thread, I'd like to be Mr Nigella Lawson for a week. I'd cancel all appointments, send the brats on holiday and get stuck in.
Other than that, I'd like to be...this australian guy called Mark something, who has a massive collection of garage records. If I was him for a week, I'd send the wife on holiday, buy a massive bag of skunk and listen to every single record. And then I'd wank onto some dust in the hot australian sun and see if my jizz sizzled
right up until the last line.
you boys - i just despair.
I thought all the stuff about records might have been too boring...