So here are my 3 options for Release the Bats. What do you think would be best?

1/ A shower. This would be a walking shower a la the Karate Kid but could also incorporate a Psycho theme.

2/ A member of Immortal with full black metal corpse-paint. Unfortunately I am not fat enough to be the drummer so I would have to be one of the others.

3/ The clay Lionel Richie that the woman sculpts in the Hello video. I haven't quite worked out the practicalities of this yet.

4/ A combination of the above.

Thanks