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I can't imagine it being anything less than incredible.
Ely's only an hour or so away from Kings Cross, FYI.
'LISTEN very carefully, I will say this only once...'
Take a trip down comedy lane this weekend when the stage version of innuendo-drenched sitcom 'Allo 'Allo descends on Ely's Community College Hall, courtesy of the Amateur Dramatics Society.
David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd, writers of the original series, have created a feel-good and fun-filled stage adaptation which focuses on the most successful and well-known episodes from the television series.
The infamous Fallen Madonna with Big Boobies is included in the line-up as the plot follows the misfortunes of Rene Artois, restaurant owner and reluctant member of the Resistance in war-time France.
Michael Holland, director of Ely Amateur Dramatics Society, said: "At the early rehearsals we couldn't stop laughing, but I couldn't be happier with how well preparations for the productions have gone. Audiences are definitely in for a treat."
INFO: 'Allo 'Allo is at City of Ely Community College from Thursday October 25 till Saturday, October 27. Nightly performances at 7.30pm. Tickets £7 from Burrows Bookshop, High Street Passage, Ely. Tel: 01353 669759.
In fact, I might join you
And only £7!
Seriously. You need to go to this so, so much.
they didn't offer me the part of Officer Crabtree.
Don't tell me you're Sue Hodge (can'tremembercharactername).
the plans for my girlfriend's birthday weekend away
i'm in a mood. tell me a vulva joke
It was a Vole. Vand that's the truth!
Might not be scientifically correct.
giving your garden some more attention.
tended by the council. I assumed it was you doing it?
not the stupidest question i've been asked regarding the borough boundaries.
discussion with a woman who lived on streatham. she refused to believe, no matter how many times i reiterated the fact, that where she lived fell under the london borough of croydon, and not the london borough of camden. she then accused me of not wanting to do my job.
Even if awful.
out of place much?
alongside the NLA tower.
Try working on the borough with 300000 mongs of exactly that level of intelligence.
It's political correctness gone mad. NExt you'll be saying the police aren't allowed to call Rastafarians "mopheads".
bombheads. In honour of hollyoaks.
Everyone seems to think I do.
Got to make the moment last
Just kickin' down the cobblestones
Lookin' for fun
the Ealing Gruber.
Badadadadadada the Ealing Gruber
I'm proud of that. I'm putting that on thewarn's gravestone. That I'm currently making.
You should totally go along and shout out all the catchphrases just before the actors do, and then laugh REALLY loudly.