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he is a twat
he really. really is.
i mean really?
i just don't have to say more.
surely you can empaphise with that song?
I HATE HIM
Morrissey is living legend. I would kiss that man
Morrissey is a terrible human being who made some good music with The Smiths.
Dave Benson Phillips
Surely the least cool man alive today. But handy at the axe.
I saw him playing with Modest Mouse at connect and he oozed cool.
he was cool until he opened his mouth and then he was just an embarrassment.
I saw him with Modest Mouse at ATP and he just looked and sounded like a doofus.
but then again, I had drunk at least 18 pints that day.
toe curlingly square at ATP wasnt he? It was when he said "its so great to be playing at a proper festival with scallies and that" that I particularly wanted to kill him.
Errrr, having had a quick look round its mainly white middle class guys with no hair and specs actually Johnny......
I know you're a goon, but even you must appreciate what an arrogant shite that fella is?? Makes his current capitulation in La Liga all the more amusing...
Dave Benson-Phillips I'll give you.
but that doesn't take away from his coolness. If anything, it adds to it.
Horrid little greasy monkey fellow, in the flesh.
Dev Lightspeed Champion
Pil + Galia Kollectiv (count as one)
And Zola for Zidane.
And Helen Mirren for Vanessa Redgrave.
And Nelson Mandela for Malcolm MacDowell.
Pierre Luigi Colina
that it is Dave Dee. It is one person, not one bloke called Dave and another called Dee.
Look how stupid Bundoz was seven years ago.
been replaced by Stuart Binny
any of these people are.
steven pinker writes books about popular science
tim harrington is the odd-looking lead singer of les savy fav
owen pallett is the man behind 'final fantasy' (band not game) and was in hidden cameras and the arcade fire
brendan canning is in broken social scene
the other two: dunno.
but history of violence is berrrrrrrrrilliant.
you leave him alone brainlove.
is in no way cool.
BUT, I have no shame:
Worst list ever.
The guy in the gorilla suit in the dairy milk ad
is less cool than George Osborne
(ps i would have included Lyle, but I thought that others in the list might have taken exception to this and smell a rat)
sorry too much cleverness starts to be countercool
oh and anschul doesnt exist anymore
I've just though of some even cooler people, still i've used up my quota now
He rated Serenity for fucksake!
i forgot Bill Murray
Yes! I win!
Dita Von Teese
Lovefoxxx from css
Yes, Michel Gondry
Yes, Dita von tease
the others na- although I'm sure your mum is very nice!
the two above, plus
Naomi Wolf (probably)
Michael Nyman (probably)
I'm like the anti-cool
and old spice.
And Bjork again
wait no, the GOOD version of Balonz?
the famous men vs famous women ratio is?
John Cale yet? He coolaxxxes everyone mentioned on this thread so far
Warren Ellis (Bad Seed, not comic guy)
15 years too late!
Mark E Smith
Matt Le Tissier
Richard D James
after that shitty suicide essay
then I remembered he's not cool.
is so cool.
Erm. I think Dermot O'Leary is pretty cool, despite myself.
I suck at this game.
Easily the coolest man alive.
Followed by Nick Cave, Stephen Fry... Then the list runs kinda dry.
Thurstoon Moore (i don't even like his bloody band that much!)
boy from college who i don't actually know (and may well be the least coolest guy alive)
throw out j-no though. Playing the harp isn't THAT cool. YET!!!!!
he's a total whitey merchant
I wish I could put john peel here
Edward M Cole
WELL FUCK YOU TOO
except the stupid one.
Gordon the Tramp (Bournemouthcentric)
Craig David (Bo Selecta version)
Ha! 1 and 4 are twats, 5 and 6, the jury's out, and the rest I don't really know
All my heroes are dead :(
He's married to Miriam Stoppard for christs sake
His plays are class though, and Sarah Silverman is pretty cool.
I would like to say that Thom Yorke, as much as i love him is not cool. He's pretty fucking cool, but he's not cool.
I think Scarlett Johannsen would have been on here if she hadnt done all those shit adverts for perfume and Rebok and makeup. And if she didnt turn into such a dick after Lost in Translation
and no others
unless you're talking about john prescott and george galloway?
said Mike Patton.
You should be ashamed.
One Tom Waits so far as well.
as I don't think famous people are cool per se but
will report back later wuth the other 3
plankton (from spongebob square pants)
makes every film he's in ten times better whenever he's on screen e.g. billy madison.
Jason Reece (Trail of Dead)
Polly Harvey (my daughter is named after her)
Miranda Sawyer (Journalist, ex smash hits, hee!)
And I'm going to break ranks and nominate John Peel, whose spirit is very much alive despite people using his name in vain more times than Jesus. So Ner.
John Cooper Clarke
Russell Brand (Seriously, i dont care)
Only room for two.
adam and joe
nelson mandela (rip)
5 people of his choice