I got an LCD Soundsystem ticket from Ebay yesterday which was sposed to arrive here by 1pm today. I just harassed the postroom and they hadn't seen it, so I harassed the seller. Moments later the office PA is offering out one ticket to see LCD Soundsystem tonight for FREE! First come first served. Fortunately I was easily the fastest to get to her, if this turns out to be my maldistributed ticket, I'm going to stab someone in the postroom in the eye with my a dirty jabbing finger. Fucktards.