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Vicious little fucks.
a badger bit my bum
a few months ago.
for cow tb instead....let's all get tb and hug badgers and cows
but if you wanna turn a spoon into a fork go right ahead...
Do you think that you could win a fight against a badger if you were armed with a garden fork?
Some people in my office say that there is no chance but I think that is ridiculous. The fork would give you a strong advantage.
I think I could win without a fork.
We are talking fight to the death right?
My friend argues that badgers are the toughest animal pound for pound, but I'm not too sure what this is based on apart from possibly a Simpsons episode. Also the BBC article below seems to give strength to their argument. However no one there is armed with a garden fork.
I always thought pound for pound, the toughest animal was a rhino. But then I was told by an advert on the tube that pound for pound, a ballet dancer is tougher than a rhino. Then I remembered that pound for pound, an ant is the strongest creature there is. But then I remembered that such comparisons are moronic and that the only comparisons in absolute terms are important.
Disagree? Visualise a rhino playing Chicken with a prancing ballet dancer on a road of ants.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to penalty kick a badger.
But that may be true....
However I weigh about 135 pounds and a badger what....35-50 pounds
before it reaches you...
the picture and the quote underneath make me very concerned just how he is involved...
Fantastic. I can't decide whether Badger Rampage is better than yesterday's Monkey Insurrection though...
its a teacher with a motar board......One of those once attacked me with a cane.....entirely unprovoked.
I believe the other 'victims' were a local counciller, a tory party official, a drunk chav and a member of the WI
Stick it to em Badgers rule
actually, as you can see by my initial reply to fullerov, because i also had never heard of badgers attacking (apart from gnawing off the faces of the jack russels humans send down the tunnels after them sometimes)
It would be wrong to cull the badgers though.
probably best not to ask.
Jesus...I don't know why this is even an issue! I mean, we've wiped out dodos, dinosaurs and neanderthals. I doubt anyone is gonna notice a little fluffy thing going missing
as would my children.
In fact I would find it necessary to intervene myself.