Seriously - I've reached that point today - please can someone send me some soothing words. My temples have almost exploded.

*basically have started a new job and am structured as working under an umbrella company (as limited company laws have changed). I've clearly been working and submitting time sheets, however not being paid - for reasons I can't even be bothered going into (not my fault - stupid processes and payroll). I've been on the phone every single day trying to rectify this situation but no one is giving me answers!!!!!!!!!

I've just sworn at my desk and had a mini spazz attack (in a controlled fashion, of course)... with boss asking if there is anything she can do (she can't really - it's crap internal systems beyond my control, short of staging some kind of coup).

Soothing links or offers of dinner below please.

Rant over.