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it was rubbish anyway
It's like the monkey scene from the omen, but for real.
What a way to go :(
I actually just prolapsed! Totally wasn't expecting that!
wait till a band of marauding elephants gatecrashes your village
Still, not wishing to take away from the gravity of this. Makes you think, doesn't it
"One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques."
was anyone else grossed out by the attenborough documentary in the wild where the groups of monkeys fight, and the winners ate the babies?
or... was this just another of my fucked up dreams?
Chimps eating a monkey on a documentary.
with the australian frogs.
IT HAS STARTED!
"there's nothing we can do, save for a nuclear strike perhaps, to stop these monkeys" "um, sir?" "yes" "we could.... train even bigger monkeys"
"Well it was all well and good but now the even bigger monkeys have turned on us and are obviously even worse than the initial monkeys" "Ah, well here's the beautiful part...."
what happens when they turn on us?
to play its part.
I hold out hope that an even larger primate will be discovered.
Possibly in Romford.
I know her.
...of a chimpanzee at the natural history museum. The twat.
And god help us when we have to turn to the Atomic Baboon.
if we have to rely on that smug bastard.