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and wanted a famous face to promote your product, who would you go for?
Pesci would have to make a little cameo like stirring the pasta in a huge pot or something
you buy my pasta or i shoot your kneecaps off, punk.
he's on to a winner there.
De Niro doesn't have half the selling power and influence on pasta as this lady:
Has he been Cryogenically frozen? as that could be an option in a few thousand years, otherwise I suppose you could use Voodoo? But having a dead guy wandering about half eaten by maggots is enough to put any one off their dinner.
Either method isn't really an option then is it? lol
or Brando? Make your choice
I think they lack the sex appeal of anne widdecombe though.
lovely with a spot of pasta sauce on her chin
I'd definitely buy it.
And he'll convince you it's a good idea by threatening to murder your family having already murdered teh family next door to prove a point.
The most Italian thing ever.
"Pasta la vista, baby"
She's the only 100%-no-failure-guarantee, credible, serious, heartwarming, likeable choice.