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What starsign are you? I'm Taurus.
my aunt is a qualified astrology person and she used to do charts and things.
Saggitarius rising is apparently what influences my liking for travel. or something.
and an Ox according to the Chinese calendar
- i recently looked into biorhythms too, and after some analysis, decided that it's all a load of nonsense.
of Cancer & Leo. Does that mean anything?
According to horoscopes, I'm hard working and careful with money.
Which basically proves that astrology is a bunch of horse spunk.
Jealous and the penis is my brain apparently
Jealous And The Penis
Chuffed To Bits
Floppy Love Dog and the Burnt Shepherds
At the Twat & Toaster, £5 before 9pm.
onto the bill at the last minute please?
Will play for knickers
Double Boob Syndrome!
My birthday is May 8th
same as my sister & Rose.
not sure what the rising means
This week, someone will look at something. You'll be drawn to something shiny. This could be a good week for dentists, or possibly a bad one.
This weeks lucky sausage: Bratwurst
so im never sure if im Gemini or Cancer.
that means this week I will paddle in water and scavenge crusts off children in bobble hats, whilst their parents restrain a yapping terrier from crushing my bill.
This is caused by a planet millions of light years away which goes by the name of Clarence.