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Their news is given to you in bite-sized chunks - a precis; facts but no emotion behind their description.
Avoiding this ruthlessly technical manner of dissecting interpersonal relationships may be one way of avoiding relegation.
the hipster rehabilitation project.
do you need a PA.
I've got fuck-all to do until January and I like your style.
I will if needs be dispose of any dead bodies...
could even be the first week in February depending on payday...
As luck would have it, I might be having some hassle. I was on the bus coming home from work and suddenly this urge to kill rose up within my soul. I couldn't figure out what was causing it, all that I knew was that I could hear some manner of negro music and it made me want to hurt someone. Eventually it hit me like a brick: someone was actually playing their music on a mobile phone ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT.
Well you can imagine how deeply this shocked me. I mean, I'd always heard of it happening, but never really believed anyone could be so inconsiderate.
I looked behind me and there was the girl in her pyjama outfit, listening to her shit.
I waited until it was almost my stop. Then...
I said: "Excuse me."
She said: "What?"
I said: "P'DANG, BITCH!"
...Grabbing her phone in the process and tossing it into the street as I made my escape through the doors of the bus.
Then I ran all the way home, secure in the knowledge that I would never ever get my comeuppance due to the fact that as well as being a cretinous slag with no morals, she was also a colossal lard arse.
However, on the slight chance I was caught on the bus' CCTV, I might need someone to handle paperwork and the like.
How do you feel about being worked almost to death for little or no renumeration?
on the following:
1) Will I have somewhere to live?
2) Can I claim remuneration in booty?
3) Will the alcohol be plentiful and the girls at least moderately goodlooking?
4) If the opportunity arises can I pimp my ride?
5) Can I hire and then delegate my tasks to an immigrant who is willing to work for peanuts? If this is approved I would take on the official title of 'Crony'
Since your first tasks will be involving finding all those things for me, I'd say there's a high likelihood that yes, all those things could be yours. Some day...
cos if that day falls next week I'm in.
Okay, I didn't say P'DANG BITCH!!! but I did think it. And that's mostly what counts.
then I'm impressed,score for those of us who want a quiet journey to and from work knowing we spent all day doing something we hate and digesting the knowledge that we will do it the next day all over again. Silence helps wallowing, sexyback or whatever else the brats are listening to, doesn't.
Hmm I hate the music/shit mcing/shit rnb vocals that teens enjoy on public transport more than I hate people eating crap from chicken cottage on the bus.
To be honest, I totally wouldn't have given a crap any other day, but my new headphones haven't arrived yet and my iPod is away for repairs. As a result, without the soothing calm of my hours of BRUTAL METAL to insulate me from people's stupid conversations and constant loud tannoy announcements I am ULTRA irritable on the daily commute. Seriously, it's pretty grim. I actually have a punching bag at home now so wind down in the evenings.
they no longer see you as the first person to share news with. Also they stop inviting you to do things with them. I am crap at staying in touch which usually relegates me to acquaintance status with old friends because people feel slighted when you don't keep in touch. I currently have a friend who is also on my myspace. She lost her phone but I have not contacted her on myspace and I have no idea why.I notice she has updated her page and yet we haven't been in contact.
bizarrely, the people i seem to stay friends with long-term are the ones who are also crap at keeping in touch. because they dont mind.