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so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
Never mind the width, feel the QUALITY!
dave has lost his password again!
The A10 is a right nightmare at the moment!
the A10 is 30 metres from my desk
Wanna meet for lunch in Kings Lynn?
i'm also 500 metres from where it starts
it's nice to get out into the country from time to time?
I think it stole part of my soul.
There was once an explosion at the mashed potato factory in Kings Lynn. Children were delighted as they thought they were being treated to rare summer snow.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
My boss tells jokes like this. In fact a variation on this one.
is that how you all see me? Some sort of japery machine?
'Geoff Japes', the Worlds Japiest Man.
That's the last time I drink Absinthe