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in the bathroom.
going into a cave?
they must have wanted him to see
Just in case
how incorrect and improper that is!
in her bum!
he's an InMe fan, so having any kind of sex is still a pipe dream!
bring back Big Stan Hibbert!
That made me LOL - too many comebacks, must resist....and I have.
bedrooms! beds! after dark with the lights turned out, and only within the confines of marriage.
that's the way to be doing it.
with her breast fuck?
or clean bathroom sexing?
to remove the door to my flatmate's bedroom.....and they were having sex.
to put a ladder up to their window.
Wise words, sensei
I can't help feeling both was a bit superfluous, unless you used the screwdriver to attach the head to your axe before your 'HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY' type entrance.
the axe was there largely for it's theatricality
but you can't stab them and behead them with a ladder !
used before in a bit of strap-on naughtiness
They must have been being very quiet..?!
if they were racing the flush
Your posts in this thread are killing me.
flatmate + boyfriend of yours who post on here? ;o)
i've been told they have a habit for that sort of activity..
for sex !
For what else would you want to use the bathroom at night ?
Bathroom surfaces and floor dont absorb the nasties like the bed does... or the sofa... or the floor... the duvet.
Which you probably sit on.... sitting in their love juice
As for the bathroom, cillit bang and BANG! The jizz is gone
there's a couple sweating and humping in the corner and a dirtied toothbrush nearby them. Side step to your right - spellcast C H E E K Y W A N K