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it's brilliant if someone else does it though.
and your not sure just how loud it was
just to make sure
Early each morning you see the same nice woman at the bus-stop, have a little chat, get to know her. One day you arrive first at the bus-stop - no-one else is there. Whilst waiting, you have the need to release some of the pent-up gases of the night in a staisfying roar. During this release, you realise, with horror, that the woman had arrived behind you and was just about to say hello.
Always check behind you first before release when in public.
Traynor = Wise
strike up conversations with attractive strangers.
And I stink constantly, on the bus or off it.
i have never done this though.
and it far too often isn't over before someone else is in the room giving me bare evils as if they never done did none farting
is when you are confortable enough to fart aloud in front of them.