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do you reckon the presenter would be attractive were the video quality high enough? i think he would look like shomeone had ironed his face.
My mum's brain would ACTUALLY explode if that happened around here.
She had ONE mouse in the kitchen a few weeks ago and it was like something out of Tom and Jerry.
that's a lot of mice.
the look on that cat's face. it's so out of its depth.
I know, it must be like when you go out to a massive Chinese buffet...
soldiers jumping off the boats at stalingrad.
the expression on its face is pitched somewhere between appalled fear and 'LOL you think I'm going anywhere near them?'
That's exactly what I thought.
inside a dead mouse prompted her to think 'SHIT WE'VE GOTTA SORT THESE MICE OUT', and not 'SHIT, WE'VE GOTTA SORT OUR DAUGHTER OUT'...
I didn't think "Don't put your tongue in the hole in the dead mouse's head" was something you actually had to tell a child not to do. I just kinda assumed it was genetically hardwired into our evolutionary makeup...
"It wasn't just the pigs that were attacked. Buildings were devoured."
By mice! Hahaha! Fuck.
- and where's the bloody pied piper when you need him?!