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Suck, don't they? Who is having a bad day or few days?
Let's all make light of our issues and laugh and pun about them.
hope this helps
I always wanted to say that.
I've missed you
I need someone to punch.
I have found a purpose in life.
In the arm if you must.
*said in the same way as BEA! stie! BOYS!
I have 3 consecutive hours of lectures starting in 20 mins though, and I'm really, really tired.
I'm fucking bored, and when I'm bored I overthink and over worry.
of that could make this a bad day is that I had to hang around at uni for 3 hours for a tutorial which only lasted for about a minute after my lecturer said, "Your proposal looks achievable, go ahead and crack on with it."
when every morning I wake up in excruciating pain and can't eat or drink without severe agony. That and a band has pulled out on me, due to no fault of their own, and I have to find another one within 2 weeks. Then theres intra house tension, as one of my housemates seriously seems to resent me, and trying to talk to him about anything is like getting blood out of stone, so there is no resolution to that either. And then there's the rest of life biting at my ankles.
"Heya Matthew, how're you doing?
I hope he moves out soon.
Now, I'm lucky to get a 'yes', 'no' or 'fine'.
then you shouldn't have to take responsibility to try either.
It works both ways.
It is weird that it's like this after last year though. Did you sleep with his sister or something?
He said he wants a 'word with me' when he gets home. So I hope that will iron it all out.
Or you could just take an iron to his face.
I'm quite impressed I made it this far without mentioning 'fucking women'
I'm weak as a willow in the breeze.
of a rubbish witch at times.
got better in season 5/6 though!
I think she's the Owen Hargreaves of teen drama.
Although, when I've seen her in other things, I always see Willow. (Other things being American Pie 1,2 and 3.)
The Kick Inside yet?
then them probably. I want to book Bobby Grindrod and his merry men actually!
- i'm wondering if tuesdays are just like that. read this again and it made me smile:
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
My dad used to read it to me all the time.
I think it's a really sad poem, in actuality.
but there's less than week now until LSF. so its all good.
I want to go to LSF with NO PROBLEMS though.
can you pun about my problems please?
Breast Cancer? AIDS? Rotting Vag?
well, cancer anyway. daddy has cancer and mummy is in hospital.
I'm so so sorry. You've just made me feel worse now.
you were trying to cheer me up and you did. don't feel bad! love you xxxxxxx
But I can't really talk about it, me and my house mate have been laughing for hours about stuff we did. If I didn't laugh I'd cry.
but I think the lack of sleep isn't doing me any favours. I feel surreal.
pm me and tell me your problems xxxxxx
buttmunch. Still unresolved. :(
you silly bitch x
I love you. Vous voulez me marier? x
and stay awake until tonight.
Then you'll have a proper sleep and feel much better ready to feel the exact same way in about 2 days time.
The desire to quit my job has increased dramatically over the last hour. I was reminded today about my terrible attitude in finding another job.
You really need to get out of that place.
I just....don't want to be stuck in another shit office job. I really need to get myself motivated. I think this weekend I'll put gears in motion and actually start looking again. I'm sick of it here.
experience in a working office environment by now! I.e. bored shitless.
I might just scrap it all and become a fish farmer or something.