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This is us in the NOW isn't it?
I found half of Now 35 on my desk.
ever. Such a cop out. There's always some cunt who'll thinks they can make you do that whole looking-at-your-shoes, shuffling-your-feet, "sorrymisswon'tdoitagainmiss" mumble-thing with a simple admonishment of "grow up."
I do the wheee noise whilst rising to my tiptoes, that sorts them properlike
used to be my least favourite phrase when I was at primary school because yes I was immature. I continue to fail to see why it is desirable to act like a boring old bastard.
I'd rather retain a child-like sense of interest in the world, although unavoidably tempered by a dark pool of bilious cynicism.
in the last year of primary school. It's not my fault I still liked jumping off the top of the adventure playground whilst David Cooper and his gang had started kissing girls!
don't worry. Girls are rubbish and they smell.
I still like to put on the Ghostbusters theme tune and leap from a chair every time it says "Ghostbusters".
Act your age not your shoe size!
yeah but I'm a size 13 in junior size or whatever
for some reason.
I'm a continental size 34 and 11 months.