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i don't know whats more annoying, this kids screaming or THE ENTIRE office cooing.
the attention it gets here cos this place is pretty dull. But babies? honestly, they're rubbish.
once you've seen one baby, you've effectively seen them all.. they all look pretty similar- short and bald.
Phil Collins doens't frequent DiS.
cooing, without a doubt. Is it any fucking wonder the baby's screaming it's lungs out?
They're not gonna speak like that when they grow up so why show them that it's ok now!
They're lazy and never do the job properly. As for their timekeeping...
you did didn't you?
Don't bring your kid in, I believe you've had one.
Also, having to buy presents for people in the office who've just have kids. Just cause you were stupid enoungh to not use protection doesn't mean I should pay
WE KNOW YOU HAVE A LOVELY NUCLEAR FAMILY UNIT, NOW FUCK OFF AND FILM AN ADVERT FOR BISTO OR SOMETHING
aside from that though
dont like it, dont use it.
I've got a page. I'm sarcastic on it. Inundated with requests from people I knew at school that I couldn't give a crap about now.
Does this mean I can stop other people constantly prattling on about it by slapping them in the face?
The problem is, even though I DON'T use it I still can't avoid it and that offends me
facebook > babies < bunions
it screamed "FUCK OFF" to it's mum.
cos you know it's only something they heard their parents say.
if i didn't like you in the first place i'll be buggered if i'm gonna coo at your offspring.
also: i refuse to lie. if your baby is ugly, i will NOT say 'oh, she's cute'.
a friend of mine bred the ugliest baby i have ever seen in my life 4 months ago. haven't been to see it yet.
and her husband refused to talk baby to it. "Everytime you scream, you make yourself sick. Haven't you sussed that out yet?" Brilliant
with massive ears, shiney faces and arrive with a plinth?
IT'S GEORGIE DOORS!!!