my award goes to a fella that literally says everything in small talk and tried and tested cliches.
"it's a friday, i'm 'appy"
fuck off you moronic caricature of a human being.
plus whenever he needs to speak to people on my desk he stands behind my chair and leans on it when i'm talking on the phone.
he always comments on what i'm wearing, like he can't take it in his small tiny little mind that someone would something different from what isn't totally ordinary the same as everyone else.
and when i first met him he bragged to me that hit current girlfriend used to be a stripper as if i was supposed to be jealous. she subsequently got pregnant by another man.
oh yeah and he's fat and short and going bald i think and he's only 21.