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A: "He won the NO BELL prize"
it was "NO BELL-PIECE PRIZE" at first.
funny the difference a well placed piece makes
theyre people too dammit!
my self-esteem has just reached a new low (not referring to the duluth based slowcore peddlers etc etc).
chuckling to myself in the car when I thought of it.
this is shaping up to be the worst day of my life EVER.
Stupid thing to do, wasn't it?
There's nothing on the BBC site, I thought that they would have covered it?
and that author chick has won the Nobel Prize for Literature, right, and this is about her, right, then she's Doris Less Ding?
*Using the patented "zxcvbnm- joke scale"
every body out of my thread.
He has no END on his willy. Pay attention.
Is the feminist revolution finally here?
he was a complete cock.
did they have to flex on stage in a row?
tell it to your loved ones tonight?
I just read it aloud in my head and it's not funny is it? Please disregard.
visited a prostitute?
he told her to keep the tip.
he threw in his hand
He was a bit shit if we're honest.
is thread STILL going?
It won the NO-BELL prize for Threads!!
Al Gore is presenting it.
I just got this.
And 'saved' it.
I thought of it last year but didn't have the opportunity to trot it out.
You need a bit more ZING!