My colleague has just come in from her tube journey to work and has literally for 10 minutes not stopped moaning about how hot she felt on the tube this morning and that she nearly passed out and how she's convinced she has a medical condition.
"Well yeah it does get hot in rush hour when it's packed" my boss insists.
Oh no, you don't understand, this is SERIOUS. As I type she is now searching on Google for her new found mysterious "illness" and saying how she's not sure she can do any work. Because she was hot on a crowded train.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.