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the middle one, obv
the seal pup still wins
is gone, loooong gone.
The middle one actually nearly made me do a vom. I guess that means it wins.
Until some guy clubs it to death anyway...
I would have to detain them all in some sort of white tiled containment tank at my leisure before I could come to a final decision. However, I suspect the task of punching and punching and punching until there was nothing left but a ragged red hole collared by stray shards of bone would eventually be most pleasurable in the case of b).
it's a pubescent feline photoshopped to look like it's holding a sniper rifle. It doesn't have the ambidexterity to kill me. I would drown it in a toilet.
...which i would by the way.
im well hard
I suspect I could probably overpower you, inasmuch as I'm older than you and of the male gender, thus with the advantage of muscular mass and without the disadvantages of superfluous fatty deposits. Of course there is the infamous gender-equaliser shot, but aware of the nature of my opponent beforehand I would take the precaution of wearing a specific type of hockey protection gear. Then, after physically overpowering you, I would drown the cat, and possibly the seal as well.
ps. i gotz some ninja skills you didnt bank on
You and every other excitable teenage myspace moppet crawling out of my friend request bank. Your 6ft man looks a bit tied up at the moment, oh ho ho, aha ha, ah. Doesn't look well either. Are you feeding him?
i am old enough and hungry enough to order a fish and chip dinner while i smash your face to pieces.
and i take good care of my pets, thankyou very much :D
is the only good thing about age. Anyway, I'm not interested in you anymore; the dilemma of how long it would take to actually drown a seal is much more pressing. I'm off to wiki it.
canadians who did seal-clubbing...that's what i found out by riding the trains in england!
considering i am the expert on Cute, i say
none of those
only applications of real life baby owls accepted.
or pegnuin babies.
hedgehogs when they're smiling! they just kill me.... :)
not 100% cute but only cos they eat worms. and have you ever heard a hedgehog eat a worm?