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all the buttons on the front of my shirt popped open revealing my bare midriff to the entire bus
I was so embaressed
and cause all of your clothes to split into shreds before you pulverised everyone with your big fat fists?
I bet you looked like a hero.
Press studs I presume? Lethal.
and no, I just looked like a fat mess
Always up for a laugh
Like Fat old Chris Farley
one size too small...
catch the bus?
a bit of hair on the top part of my chest but not a great deal