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You know, THE test. This is going to be horrible, isn't it? I mean, the actual process involved. I don't like cotton buds :(
You know, THE test. This is going to be horrible, isn't it? I mean, the actual process involved. I don't like cotton buds :(
^ cock in hand
Not quite yet
Tomorrow, 3pm
Want me to come and hold your hand/cock?
Good luck x
eeeeeeeeeek
good luck, essex slag
Oh my
:(
They take a small swab from your willy,
a blood test and a urine sample.
The word 'swab' is just... rank
It's a tiny little thing not a full on cotton bud
It's not as bad as you'd think but it is bad.
YEAH
my friend christian was describing it in great detail the other day. he alwasy requests a woman but this time he had to have a man and he HATED it.
'oh my god, he's touching my cock, oh no, he's pulling back my foreskin...' etc etc :(
Somewhat bizarrely
I think I'd prefer a man to do it. I had a doctor cup my balls a couple of years back. That was pretty intense
That's a genuine technique that tailors use
don't you know?
I didn't know that
But what I do know is that I now want a tailored suit
scrotum :(
does this experience hurt
or is it just a general, hetero male fear of OH GOD THERE'S A MAN NEAR MY WILLY?
not being a cunt, just genuinely curious....
I think it's more
(well, for me) the knowing that something is going to be going IN there, y'know?
*shudders*
aah
it's a psychological thing?
ok.
just wondered. it seems to be an experience viewed with far more fear than the female experience of going to a gynaecologist [male or female] - though as your post indirectly points out, men's genitalia generally doesn't have internal visitors, so i suppose i can understand the fear.
like people
who can't hack even imagining something touching there eyeball.
Its one of those things
that has to be done.
Be brave.
Cheers broseph
this is the only reason
I'm glad I don't have loads of sex with 'randoms'.
But do you have sex with
random?
no :(
is she hott?
.
Community -> Browse profiles -> 'random' -> Search =
No profile pic
Like, um...
Just stop. She's married and has a kid. Some respect, please...
Easy squire
Is it not ethical to see if I find somebody physically attractive if they are married with a child?
Hey I just meant stop.
There's only so far. I thought you'd reached the point where you were about to go beyond that. :D
she is hott
yes :)
sex with randoms = yuck
*yum
nah
you cant be anywhere near as filthy with someone you dont know too well ;)
erm, I'd say you can
yeah well, you're a slut
i'd say
you can be more filthy, especially if you're not going to have to see them again.
i wouldn't feel comfortable enough with a stranger to open up sexually
haha 'open up sexually'
they didnt do me,
just a wee wee test.
i dint knwo that tho till the end. i was in fear for 2weeks
when was that?
oh dear
Perhaps klaire needs a little check up too, eh?
:)
Stephen Fry would want you to!
be brave.
This is actually why I'm having it done
Not sex with Stephen Fry, you understand. But his programme led to a conversation which led to me doing the 'right thing', so to speak
By the time they've finished poking stuff up your willy
you're quite relieved to be having the blood test at the end of it.
On the upside they can tell you pretty quickly if they think you have anything.
I had one done by an old lady - I remember all I could think was: "This old must have seen THOUSANDS of cocks," and then "How amazing would it be if she said: 'I've HAVE seen thousands upon thousands of cocks, and I must say this is the finest I have yet encountered' and then pinned a rosette on it".
By then it was all over. It's no big deal by the way - all over in a jiff - like an injection.
haha
did she not say that though?
erm
of course - the rosette's on my shelf now - next to my olympic medals
This is the funniest post since forever.
seconded
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
*cries*
saved
I COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE
THE MOULD ON YOUR FANNY
http://tinyurl.com/3y2f8k
Its really not that bad
its the thought thats the worst part, but I have had it done twice now, the 2nd time was a breeze!
PS - I'm STI free! w00p
I hear they do terrible things in those clinics
terrible things to your cock
It's fine
and lasts about 5 seconds
I did have a REALLY attractive person doing it though. That probably made it better.
Inadvertent arousal?
I pissed in a jar.
The lies beforehand though........*shudders*