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Getting tested

dove_from_above [Edit] [Delete] 62 replies 17:56, 10 October '07

You know, THE test. This is going to be horrible, isn't it? I mean, the actual process involved. I don't like cotton buds :(

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^ cock in hand

bamos | 10 Oct '07, 17:57 | X
- Not quite yet
  
  Tomorrow, 3pm
  
  dove_from_above @bamos | 10 Oct '07, 17:57 | X
  - Want me to come and hold your hand/cock?
    
    Good luck x
    
    bamos @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 17:59 | X
eeeeeeeeeek

good luck, essex slag

sophiacherryx | 10 Oct '07, 17:59 | X
Oh my

:(

Dalkin | 10 Oct '07, 17:59 | X
They take a small swab from your willy,

a blood test and a urine sample.

TheoGB | 10 Oct '07, 17:59 | X
- The word 'swab' is just... rank
  
  dove_from_above @TheoGB | 10 Oct '07, 18:00 | X
  - It's a tiny little thing not a full on cotton bud
    
    It's not as bad as you'd think but it is bad.
    
    TheoGB @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 18:02 | X
    - YEAH
      
      my friend christian was describing it in great detail the other day. he alwasy requests a woman but this time he had to have a man and he HATED it.
      'oh my god, he's touching my cock, oh no, he's pulling back my foreskin...' etc etc :(
      
      sophiacherryx @TheoGB | 10 Oct '07, 18:04 | X
      - Somewhat bizarrely
        
        I think I'd prefer a man to do it. I had a doctor cup my balls a couple of years back. That was pretty intense
        
        dove_from_above @sophiacherryx | 10 Oct '07, 18:06 | X
        
        That's a genuine technique that tailors use
        
        don't you know?
        
        Dalkin @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 18:07 | X
        
        I didn't know that
        
        But what I do know is that I now want a tailored suit
        
        dove_from_above @Dalkin | 10 Oct '07, 18:10 | X
        
        scrotum :(
        
        sophiacherryx @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 18:08 | X
      - does this experience hurt
        
        or is it just a general, hetero male fear of OH GOD THERE'S A MAN NEAR MY WILLY?
        
        not being a cunt, just genuinely curious....
        
        -gen- @sophiacherryx | 10 Oct '07, 18:30 | X
        
        I think it's more
        
        (well, for me) the knowing that something is going to be going IN there, y'know?
        
        *shudders*
        
        dove_from_above @-gen- | 10 Oct '07, 18:33 | X
        
        aah
        
        it's a psychological thing?
        
        ok.
        
        just wondered. it seems to be an experience viewed with far more fear than the female experience of going to a gynaecologist [male or female] - though as your post indirectly points out, men's genitalia generally doesn't have internal visitors, so i suppose i can understand the fear.
        
        -gen- @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 18:36 | X
        
        like people
        
        who can't hack even imagining something touching there eyeball.
        
        Frances14 @dove_from_above | 11 Oct '07, 03:13 | X
Its one of those things

that has to be done.

Be brave.

olegrich | 10 Oct '07, 18:00 | X
- Cheers broseph
  
  dove_from_above @olegrich | 10 Oct '07, 18:01 | X
this is the only reason

I'm glad I don't have loads of sex with 'randoms'.

harru | 10 Oct '07, 18:00 | X
- But do you have sex with
  
  random?
  
  dove_from_above @harru | 10 Oct '07, 18:01 | X
  - no :(
    
    is she hott?
    
    harru @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 18:02 | X
    - .
      
      Community -> Browse profiles -> 'random' -> Search =
      
      No profile pic
      
      dove_from_above @harru | 10 Oct '07, 18:03 | X
      - Like, um...
        
        Just stop. She's married and has a kid. Some respect, please...
        
        TheoGB @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 18:06 | X
        
        Easy squire
        
        Is it not ethical to see if I find somebody physically attractive if they are married with a child?
        
        dove_from_above @TheoGB | 10 Oct '07, 18:08 | X
        
        Hey I just meant stop.
        
        There's only so far. I thought you'd reached the point where you were about to go beyond that. :D
        
        TheoGB @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 19:04 | X
      - she is hott
        
        yes :)
        
        nice_squirrel @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 18:12 | X
- sex with randoms = yuck
  
  sophiacherryx @harru | 10 Oct '07, 18:08 | X
  - *yum
    
    LordLuciusBanter @sophiacherryx | 10 Oct '07, 18:09 | X
    - nah
      
      you cant be anywhere near as filthy with someone you dont know too well ;)
      
      sophiacherryx @LordLuciusBanter | 10 Oct '07, 18:17 | X
      - erm, I'd say you can
        
        dove_from_above @sophiacherryx | 10 Oct '07, 18:18 | X
        
        yeah well, you're a slut
        
        sophiacherryx @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 18:42 | X
        
        i'd say
        
        you can be more filthy, especially if you're not going to have to see them again.
        
        guntrip @dove_from_above | 10 Oct '07, 19:11 | X
        
        i wouldn't feel comfortable enough with a stranger to open up sexually
        
        haha 'open up sexually'
        
        sophiacherryx @guntrip | 10 Oct '07, 19:40 | X
they didnt do me,

just a wee wee test.

i dint knwo that tho till the end. i was in fear for 2weeks

meths | 10 Oct '07, 18:01 | X
- when was that?
  
  klaire @meths | 10 Oct '07, 18:20 | X
  - oh dear
    
    Perhaps klaire needs a little check up too, eh?
    
    dove_from_above @klaire | 10 Oct '07, 18:32 | X
    - :)
      
      bamos @dove_from_above | 11 Oct '07, 12:15 | X
Stephen Fry would want you to!

be brave.

nice_squirrel | 10 Oct '07, 18:07 | X
- This is actually why I'm having it done
  
  Not sex with Stephen Fry, you understand. But his programme led to a conversation which led to me doing the 'right thing', so to speak
  
  dove_from_above @nice_squirrel | 10 Oct '07, 18:09 | X
  - By the time they've finished poking stuff up your willy
    
    you're quite relieved to be having the blood test at the end of it.
    
    On the upside they can tell you pretty quickly if they think you have anything.
    
    I had one done by an old lady - I remember all I could think was: "This old must have seen THOUSANDS of cocks," and then "How amazing would it be if she said: 'I've HAVE seen thousands upon thousands of cocks, and I must say this is the finest I have yet encountered' and then pinned a rosette on it".
    
    By then it was all over. It's no big deal by the way - all over in a jiff - like an injection.
    
    tippimit | 10 Oct '07, 18:16 | X
    - haha
      
      did she not say that though?
      
      nice_squirrel @tippimit | 10 Oct '07, 18:17 | X
      - erm
        
        of course - the rosette's on my shelf now - next to my olympic medals
        
        tippimit @nice_squirrel | 10 Oct '07, 18:19 | X
    - This is the funniest post since forever.
      
      crablin @tippimit | 10 Oct '07, 18:55 | X
      - seconded
        
        keiths_tele @crablin | 10 Oct '07, 19:28 | X
  - NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
    
    *cries*
    
    Yesiamaduck @Kid_A | 11 Oct '07, 02:54 | X
    - saved
      
      Parsefone @Kid_A | 11 Oct '07, 03:05 | X
      - I COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE
        
        THE MOULD ON YOUR FANNY
        
        http://tinyurl.com/3y2f8k
        
        Parsefone @Kid_A | 11 Oct '07, 03:54 | X
        
        Its really not that bad
        
        its the thought thats the worst part, but I have had it done twice now, the 2nd time was a breeze!
        
        PS - I'm STI free! w00p
        
        Yesiamaduck | 11 Oct '07, 02:43 | X
        
        I hear they do terrible things in those clinics
        
        terrible things to your cock
        
        Parsefone | 11 Oct '07, 03:06 | X
        
        It's fine
        
        and lasts about 5 seconds
        
        I did have a REALLY attractive person doing it though. That probably made it better.
        
        roastthemonaspit | 11 Oct '07, 12:25 | X
        
        Inadvertent arousal?
        
        bamos @roastthemonaspit | 11 Oct '07, 12:26 | X
        
        I pissed in a jar.
        
        The lies beforehand though........*shudders*
        
        fullerov | 11 Oct '07, 13:27 | X

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