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Hilarious. Or sadly hilarious. I can't decide.
I saw a old Italian man sitting outside the cafe I was at throw a massive fit at a traffic warden. I don't think the old twat had a car either. He just got very indignant about the guy doing his job. The guy was shouting 'what do you want from me? What the fuck do you want from me' and the old man was swearing and stamping then he said 'get back in your banana tree' I despair.
but because he was so old I thought he'll be dead soon anyway. Youth=1, old fucker=0
Is actually racist, er, yes. Not so brilliant.
I was really looking forward to shouting "get back in your banana tree" at people randomly, too
He should have more respect for this country's army of Nigerian Traffic Nazis.
It's not like they're going to rise up and enslave us all...
i saw a traffic warden hovering around this car. He checked no one was around then wrote up a ticket. He then stuck the penalty message on the windscreen, peeled it off seconds later and disappeared. He still had it written down so what was he up to?
Can i say 'get back in your banana tree'?
it makes me :(
It was my life about 90 minutes ago.
One new thing I found out is that being asked "why are you laughing" will always lead to more laughter.