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go and fart in the toilet. I've been led to believe the reason you I never hear girls fart is because they save it all for the shitter
failing that milk of magnesia.
is there any actual milk in it?
It's milky white and settles stomachs.
for the reply I just considered making
I considered making it too...
but it costs money.
Suck on an extra strong mint really slowly
but too much makes you poo
pretend the pain isn't there
hot water bottle
masturbate (this really works)
drops of angosturas bitters in a glass - add fizzy water... down it
repeat but this time, sip it
it works a treat. apparently that's what the bitters was originally made for!!
masturbating in weird places is fun
I don't think so, if this was true I wouldn't have a hernia and ulcers. In fact I'd be the healthiest man alive
but I don't get periods
I wish my genitals would bleed, even just a little
and a bottle of coca cola.
past its sell by date???
that are one day past their sell by dates and it's all built up in her gut.
even if you don't smoke - fags make you poo
just for a laugh. what will make my nose less snotty and my throat less sore and coughy?