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Which would YOU prefer?
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A well-trained girlfriend can do *almost* everything a monkey butler does without leaving monkey shit all over the house.
what a girlfriend can and can't do first
i'd teach it kung fu so i could use it to both fix me cold drinks AND smite my enemies.
i'm going to the cinema with sarkyfox instead.
1. Monkey Butler 26 up, 5 down
A trained monkey that acts as your servant, catering for all your needs. Also Simian servant
"Would you like a can of Stella? The monkey butler will get it. Oi, monkey..."
by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004 email it
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2. Monkey Butler 14 up, 5 down
An employee with a wide variety of often menial duties. Someone who gladly will complete whatever task is requested.
George serves as my Monkey Butler. Some days he works on getting new clients, other days he merely gets my lunch
tags servant slave peon intern lackey
by BF-TMG Milwaukee Mar 30, 2006 email it
3. Monkey Butler 8 up, 9 down
A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"
"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"
"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"