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MORE OLIVE OIL ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
you really are making that count.
erm, working breakfast?
YOU DONT FUCKING DO ANYTHING!!!!
She looks a lot like my mum
It's like WALKING IN MY KITCHEN
what a smug cunt.
she uses gallons on the stuff.
awe and hate.
i find her so cringe worthy sometimes but love her!
"the pussy foot, tases every bit as good as it sounds"
everything is so innuendous.
why must it never relax
that she doesn't actually know how to cook at all?
I'm pretty into my cooking, but by no means an expert and even I can tell she has no technique whatsoever.
cous cous and soya beans. yum.
she will burst with all this unhealthy nonsense
It made me angry.
Her food is rubbish and she just cuts loads of corners and/or gets it out of packet and never says how much to use.
That toast thing was shit.
Nigella always wears a corset?
Pussyfoot cocktail ha ha!
you are a totally inept twat in the kitchen.
me.Whats with that flask as well. Someone should replace it with piss but knowing her she would make a cocktail out of it. Plus why are her kids skinny and always look uncomfortable.Most probably worried that 'big girl big girl' will deep fry them during the night for one of her so called snacks.
apart from Homer Simspon to dicover a meal between breakfast and brunch.
hate the bit at the end where she sneaks down to the fridge in the middle of the night for a midnight snack -ohh ya bugger you Nigella. All her fake "Friends" too.
Friends?Saturday morning?Shes having a laugh
for her reality tv liposucution
I say omlette as did the good lady indeed it wasn't strictly a fritata jack ass, twas an omlette she produced so there.
it was scrambled eggs. Oh wait. That was another show.Or did she have 2 breakfasts?
Are you as bored as me this afternoon?
I was so bored today I wore jeans at an interview
I'm reading endless old Living With Teenagers columns.
im gonna drink some more wine
I wrote out a list of possible ideas for dinner later out of the remnants of my cupboards. Who wins; beans and hot dog sausages on toast or fritata HA HA.
i didn't find her quite so attractive.