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i just went to the launderette
and there was a drunk woman in there. she was sat on a bench drinking a can of cheap cider and swearing a lot. i decided that this shouldn't stop me from getting my clothes washed, so i carried on as normal.
i sat down to wait for my washing, started eating my ploughman's sandwich and then, to my horror, the woman went off into the corner, squatted and started pissing all over the floor :(
i left the rest of the sandwich. i'm going to go and pick up my clothes when they're done. i hope she isn't still there :( ewww. just EWWW.