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"obtain a thumping body part Rosemary bouffant massive shlong for Joan"
I have to get that into a song at some point.
Seems to work with Interpol's 'Evil'. I sense a challenge.
not long ago, telling him that if he didn't give them his details, the FBI of the Ivory Coast would come and arrest him or something.
Obviously with many spelling errors.
My favourite being "Hi Robert, they've been eating these herbs in Africa for centuries and they've all got massives dicks!"
Once I got this one from a lady called Olga, and it wove a tale of woe that made my heart melt. I might try and dig it out, for a spam e-mail it was a magnum opus.