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I thought this would be about me.
Sent off a joke application to an investment banks' grad scheme, detailing how he ran his own kebab shop and how dishing up the chilli sauce had grounded him in customer service and how substituting stray dogs for lamb, allowing him to cut overheads.
He got invited for an interview
I love people who put their birth year in their e-mail addresses
I dont actually love them.
I just think its a really hilarious thing to do.
their ages in
or the year they created the account, made even worse by substituting "thousand" for "k" i.e 2k7
i used to have both of these kinds of email addresses :(
then when i turned 13
when i was 11 i had email@example.com.
beat that, you seriously can't.
my e-mail address at the moment is the best ever though.
that i could legally marry someone born in the 1990s disturbs me considerably.
Joke bomb dropped: DIRECT HIT
I'm going to the theatre tonight, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
And I dont start till 6 anyway...
he just used two in one post.
yes_ he did.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen I'll be here all week. Enjoy the buffet.
I know when to step down and admit defeat.
sound effects though.
dole > fish and chip shop
(i'm not gay though)
oh wait, i know a hot girl from there.
Is it me?
it's your girlfriend.
It appears English is not his first language and if he's been doing it for 3 years he obviously (for some reason) enjoys it
It would be different if it was some guy with a philosophy degree from Oxford who was applying
I've got a philosophy degree (not from Oxford) and no particular job...
I've honestly never considered what sort of 'real' job I'd be happy to do, and all of a sudden my two best mates are earning forty-fifty grand a year
I'm not the guy in the ad, in case you were wondering
You get paid to dress up. I'd take that over a fifty-grand salary and a suit.
oh yeah, it's fun n' all, but hitting 24 last week has made me think about financial security and my lack of.
Ideally I'd like to just live off the land, y'know. Killing animals and making weird sausages out of their eyeballs and stuff
I am a post-grad sheffield uni student andlooking for a convinient and clean place to live.
I am looing for long term stay of a year and I am very tidy and clean and nice as a housemate.
The perfect housemate?